KalinR's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

funny...

but why so mean? The first Numa Numa was done as a joke; he didn't think it would get popular. Give the guy a break.

[christmas greeting]

how cute...

this prolly wont go over so well on ng, but your girlfriend will prolly love it.

davidville18 responds:

thanks!

[The Secret Speech]

wonderful audio pasting

The evil characters were cool, but the best part is how seamless the audio was.
I just can't believe people would vote for Bush after he blatantly violated the United Nations. He's a damn war criminal. What kind of a sick monster wants a war criminal for a president? I guess people just have no respect for basic law. People who voted for bush don't have any right to complain if they are harmed by someone else who breaks the law.
ok done ranting.

[Mister Clown Head]

good graphics, but I can't agree with propaganda

come on, this is just mindless propaganda. You can't lump all drugs into the same category. They don't just magically turn you into a fucked up person, they have real-world effects that people need to talk about instead of just making scare tactics and propaganda.

AligatorHead responds:

yeah i know.
learn more than action script if you have spare time. more people would want you.

[The Chasm]

I won't say it's not funny

but I didnt' get it. If it wasn't intended to be funny, was there a message?

Mister-Twitch responds:

Go watch saturday morning cartoons your faggot.

[The Heckonomicon; part 1]

interesting concept

I love this kind of stuff: theories on spirituality and how things interact with each other. The graphics could be a little more exciting, and perhaps a narrator.

HeckoX responds:

I'm glad you liked it :D I'm trying to improve one the graphics right now. I'm still not to good at drawing, nor is the mouse I'm using (the arrow thingy sometimes starts moving on it's own, but I'm really trying :) And I have already thought of the narrator thing while making the animation, but I didn't think it was such a good idea. If anything, I have to get someone else to narrate, because my microphone suck even more than my mouse.

[Me and my dog]

totally pointless; only slightly funny

I liked how you called the cops pigs, but there was no moral; just a guy bein a dick with his dog; and bob marley doesn't seem to fit too well with all the violence.

[Christmas Countdown 16th]

was there a point?

Was that just a blind expression of anger or was there some sort of point hidden in there? I don't like Christmas myself because of the materialism and the lying to the children, but just killing santa serves no point.

[8 Bit D&D]

Hilarious, plus includes a theme of all things

this is almost the funniest thing I've seen on Newgrounds. Finally something with a message. I'm glad you took the time to expose the ridiculousness of religious paranoia surrounding Dungeons and Dragons. (I think the religious were jealous that they didn't have the monopoly on fantasy anymore.) The only thing that bothered me was the randomness of the gym teacher thing at the end. I think you could cut that, or maybe put it in at the beginning somehow. The main point is how the narrator thinks these kids can't tell D&D from reality, so I think you should end on that note.

[Alphin the Spooky]

I agree w/the guy before me

I thought the characterization was just wonderful... I don't know what it was about it that made me relate to that weird monster. A wonderful beginning to a story... but then it cuts off painfully right when the story is supposed to begin. take it further and this could be really good